Summer: You're Jewish?
Seth: Yes. That's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat.
Seth [About princess sparkle]: She's just Captain Oats' type.
Summer: Tell him to keep his hooves off.
Paris Hilton: Relax, all you LA chicks are so lame.
Summer: Hey, we're not from LA, we're from Orange County.
Paris Hilton: Orange County, eww.
Summer: She said "eww!"
(Summer kisses Seth)
Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you.
Summer: I'm gonna out Jew you!
There was a hot, hot yard guy who was in the yard and was hot.
“What are the symptoms? You become incredibly annoying?”
